Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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