Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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