We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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