Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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