i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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