Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
