Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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