Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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