he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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