you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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