I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
This baby is an asshole
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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