I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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