but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
