I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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