STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Will you blow on my dice?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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