after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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