Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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