Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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