Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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