gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Do plants get herpes?
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