wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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