that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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