We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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