birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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