pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
i now understand why vodka
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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