is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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