his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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