handjob tips. give me some.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
He shit in the fireplace
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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