Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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