is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
He's on the porch naked. Help.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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