Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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