They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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