I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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