Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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