Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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