eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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