new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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