doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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