So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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