We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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