BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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