this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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