put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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