I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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