so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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