i will never coherently bang her
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
