sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
don't judge my taste in strippers
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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