At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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