Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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