their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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