The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
home. puking in laundry basket.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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