So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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