community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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