But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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