goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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