I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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