i will never coherently bang her
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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