I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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