I'm going to jail i love you
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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