Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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